It's safe on the South Side, Really!




Warning if you are are a North-Sider, or a visitor and you see this Orange Map on an El and you are not going all the way to Midway Airport, get off before you end up on the South Side. Please! Also if you are on a Red or Green El train and you are headed South, please do not go South of Roosevelt, exit there because you will be with us South-Siders!
Until I come to work bandaged up from a gun shot wound, knife wound, etc. Please don't keep asking me how safe it is on the South Side. By the way most accidents happen in the bathroom, making the bathroom more dangerous than the South Side of Chicago.

The Dead have been voting in Cook County and Chicago for years, now they are parking. This comes as no surprise to me or anyone else in this town. What else are the dead doing? I am sure there is no end. Property owners, voting, parking, ......etc...... Dead parking in disabled spots

Here is an interesting news site started by a Journalism Professor.

News Gems

7 Comments:

  1. Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...
    Good Morning/Afternoon:

    The El bus looks really clean. Is it always that way?

    "After disabled drivers die, relatives sometimes take over their reserved parking spots -- making it tough for everyone to find a space"

    Are you kidding me? That is insane. And I wonder if Todd Urkel and county are desperate enough to dig the gold teeth of every dead person in Chicago, sell the gold teeth, and use the money to balance the budget!
    Third Generation Chicago Native said...
    The El trains are usually pretty clean, there is supposed to be no eating/drinking on them.
    Third Generation Chicago Native said...
    Oh that's a sign above the doors.
    Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...
    The metrolinks in my area are clean but other metrolinks are no so clean. It depends in the area that you are in. I heard that Arnie wants to give healthcare to everyone, build more schools, and so on.. And he is borrow more billions and he hasn't repaid the money that he borrowed before.. The state is in deep trouble with the Gropinator. I smell a high rise in taxes...
    Third Generation Chicago Native said...
    That is Jokinator, Gropinator.
    Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...
    Yes, the jokinator is a joke.. We are suffering in our states as well as yours. If he borrows what he wants, the state will be in financial trouble. And you heard on the news about the homes that burnt in Malibu...
    Third Generation Chicago Native said...
    Yes and there is Suzanne Sommers all over it.

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