Go Bears Go and Tank will join them




Relief......Tank Johnson goes to Miami!

Yes there would have been some really angry bear fans if Tank Johnson was not treated like our politicians.
"Cook County Judge John Moran granted a request by Johnson's lawyer Tuesday to allow Johnson to leave the state as he awaits trial on gun possession charges. The Bears will play the Indianapolis Colts in the Super Bowl in Miami on Feb. 4.
Moran set no special restrictions on Johnson, but said he must obey the law "or dire consequences will result."
Defense attorney Lorna Propes said Johnson is grateful to the judge.
"He is a young man who is right now having the opportunity of a lifetime," Propes told reporters after the hearing. "Terry Johnson is going to Miami to play football and represent the Bears."


From the Beachwood Reporter:
Tank vs. Troutman
The Beachwood Police Raid Affairs Desk
A comparison.

Tank: Encroaches in the neutral zone.
Troutman: Encroaches on zoning.

Tank: In wrong place at wrong time.
Troutman: In wrong ward at wrong time.

Tank: Money for sacks.
Troutman: Money in sacks.

Tank: Stops the run.
Troutman: Vows to run.

Tank: Allegedly affiliated with gangs.
Troutman: Allegedly affiliated with gangs.

Tank: Teammates hire ho's.
Troutman: Colleagues are ho's.

Tank: Rolling papers still warm.
Troutman: Paper shredder still warm.

Tank: Kept pit bulls.
Troutman: Spewed bullshit.

Tank: Plays defense.
Troutman: Plays offense.

Tank: Gurnee police find six guns and drugs after 20 minutes.
Troutman: FBI finds way into house after 20 minutes.

Alderman Trout vs. Tackle Tank

Geese at Marquette Park, Is that one an Albino Goose or Lost?

4 Comments:

  1. Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...
    "He is a young man who is right now having the opportunity of a lifetime," Propes told reporters after the hearing. "Terry Johnson is going to Miami to play football and represent the Bears."


    LOL! Oh please... If it were me, personally, charged with gun possessions, my ass would be at the trial and I simply have to watch my team at the Super Bowl on T.V. lile everybody else...Crime is a crime regardless if you are football player or a garbage picker!
    Third Generation Chicago Native said...
    We can't expect our football players to be better than our politicians.
    We have 4 convicted alderman running for office (they have all served their jail time and are ready to hold office) and some awaiting trials. All have had their occurances while serving as alderman.
    But this is Chicago!
    Third Generation Chicago Native said...
    Oh and I wonder if ex-Gov Ryan will be at the Superbowl? He is still out on appeal. So is Sorich, Daley's patronage convicted and sentenced patronage chief (out on appeal)
    Special Prosecutor Biloxi said...
    As you said, this is Chicago. But it is amazing.. Chicago has become Potterville where criminals can run free to corrupted. Feel bad for that city.

    'Oh and I wonder if ex-Gov Ryan will be at the Superbowl?'

    Ryan has to root for his team. I am sure that he will make a plea that he is a die hard Bears fan. He needs his pizza and beer.

    ;-)

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